Art for sale

I painted this here picture, its acrylic on canvas. I'm auctioning it off and the bidding starts at $11,033. Its worth that much because its my first painting, its got lots of swirls and capillaries and that's how much I need for a new boat engine. The $33 covers material expenses. If you,or someone you know, wants my $11k painting, just drop a line. I expect it to go up in value after my moment of greatness on the worldwide stage, which should be any day now.
The survey business is good and getting better all the time, but I'm sure fate is holding all sorts of unexpected expenses to smother any prospect of profit. Just for example, I recently paid $120 for a 14 year old phone bill. Somehow Verizon (NY tel at the time)tracked me down for a 1993 phone bill that my roommate had run up. I knew nothing of it until they found me last week. That's fine, its life. Luckily I will be selling my art and collecting my profits from the Google ads.