My new favorite quote

"Everyone has a plan, until they get hit in the face" -Mike Tyson

I don't imagine he was speaking metaphorically at the time, but I read this as a variation of "The best laid plans of Mice and Men..." The fact that it was spoken by a dangerous half-wit lunatic makes it all the more true and hilarious. This quote really cracks me up.

I think the accidental wisdom of dangerous lunatics around the world should be heeded. A million monkeys banging on a million keyboards for a million years will eventually write Hamlet.