Fetus Brody has contacted me telepathically and advised of her/his intention to become an astronaut. I now clearly see my role in the worldwide struggle to prevent annihilation by asteroid: I must raise the destroyer of near earth objects. Other than the prenatal preparations already underway, I think this ASTRONAUT SCHOOL would be a good place to start. Anything less than my child saving humanity from an asteroid would mark my failure as a parent... not to mention all the negatives associated with humanity's demise.
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